February 2012
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Sometimes, people suck.
“I don’t know if you know Maya Rudolph, but she needs to be dipped in gold and...”
– John Krasinski
It doesn't matter how dark it gets outside, the...
Anonymous asked: you do not look old enough to be in uni!!!
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don’t judge me, I’m sick
1. who’s the last person you talked to about sex? I would guess Patrick probably 2. have you ever sat in the back of a police car? Sure have, when I was lost in New York, age 9
3. are you stubborn? Unfortunately, that’s the one trait my dad gave me
4. if you took a drug test right now, would you pass? With flying colours 5. who was the last person...
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Let me paint you a little picture
The other day I went for a run and halfway through I realised I wasn’t wearing a bra. Just free balling, jogging away, no discomfort, pain or even noticeable movement. That’s how little I have going on there on that chest-al area.
My front looks like a back.
Anonymous asked: pfff don't need bruises my ass gurl you are the tumblr-famousest person I follow so shut dat whiteass mouth of yours before i shut it for you.
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Anonymous asked: you already are tumblr famous x
If you don’t have anything nice to wear, don’t wear anything at all.
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I know bruised legs and protruding collarbones go down a treat on tumblr, so I should really be cashing in and taking selfies of the recently acquired yellowy purple bump on my upper shin or my swollen and throbbing clavicle.
Who knew hockey injuries had the potential to make me tUmbLr f@m0u$?
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Grabbing a broom so you can sweep yourself off...
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I always forget that Janice is in The Parent Trap <3
louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
Today
I smiled at something I had saved in the drafts on my phone a year ago. Turns out it’s still true. It read:
“Sometimes Rachel Duthie is just my actual favourite person in the world. I don’t even mean that as a compliment or corny cliche, it’s just the truth”.
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I was so distracted by my thoughts in the shower that I used conditioner as shampoo and then shampoo as conditioner.
What is going on in my brain tonight?
Brought to you by ‘how to fail at being human’ by agirlnamedally, stay tuned.
girl look at that </body>
me: will you be my valentine?
food: okay
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Today will forever be known as the day I consumed...
